Space Alien Reviews 2005 Errazuriz Max Reserva Merlot
2005 Errazuriz Max Reserva Merlot
Review by Space Alien
Sketch Drawing of the Space Alien
Well, this is really tough for me to do. I had to hire a human from your planet in a place called California (what a name!) to write this down in your language for me. I paid him in centubles (yes, that’s our currency, get over it) and a bloody hefty sum at that (what am I, a Brit?). By the way, that drawing doesn’t even come close to resembling me. But that’s what happens when you hire a wine website guy to do a sketch. Thankfully for the people of Los Angeles, he doesn’t work for the LAPD. They’d be arresting squirrels as serial killers. Anyway, I got off the beaten path. I flew in at around midnight in some barren desert area (yes, that’s what we usually do), got off the mothership and proceeded to a house nearby. I wore some flashing red lights because I know you humans like to see that on your aliens. I also dressed up in lime green (hey, that’s my favorite color). When I walked through the wall and into their living room, they tore out of there like I was the ghost of Christmas future. Sinners! Anyway, they left this bottle of wine of the coffee table (have you ever noticed that nobody ever leaves a cup of coffee on the coffee table?). So I poured the stuff into a wine glass they left on the table and started to drink it. Because of the way my species is, I had to pour the wine into my ear (don’t ask too many questions). It went down one of my canals real good. It smelled like earth, blackcurrant, blackcherry and was very complex. (I don’t know what it smelled like but I asked Dune and he told me). It had a nice taste of cedar, blackcherry and black pepper. (Again, Dune). I’ve never tasted anything on the planet Earth before but I have to say this stuff was really pleasing to the ear. In Dune’s words, good to outstanding premium New World Merlot. I need to get back on the ship and get out of here. I have to report this at 9 AM. So long Earthlings. Late.
