Ten Things NOT To Do At A Wine Tasting
10. Douse yourself in perfume or cologne before going to the tasting
9. Ask for a straw to keep your teeth from getting stained
8. Add sugar or cream to the wine before tasting it
7. Dip your finger in the wine and taste it to see if you like it
6. Light up a stogie
5. Light up a cigarette and put it out in the wine glass
5a. Light the building on fire
4. Dip bread in the wine to make the bread tastier
3. Chug the wine and chase it with a beer
3a. Do a shot and chase it with the wine.
2. Yell “uhhhg” when spitting the wine into the bucket
1. Ask the Barrista if you can write a check for the tip
